Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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