I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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