I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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