Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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