i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We named our party play list daddy issues
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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