she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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