Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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