I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
