My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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