just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
His nipple licking is glorious
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