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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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