There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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