I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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