Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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