Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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