I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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