I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
