he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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