1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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