I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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