the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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