You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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