So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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