escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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