he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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