good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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