I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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