i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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