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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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