You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
