3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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