Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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