my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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