what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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