Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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