But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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