Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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