This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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