Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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