..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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