Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You left your phone here
Wait...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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