you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's always time for handjobs
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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