i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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