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Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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