Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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