You surviving the open bar?
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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