is your mom at the bar?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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