Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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