I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
