We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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